John sings that damned “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” song. I have a bit of a soft spot for it, since it was the music to Drew Lachey and Cheryl Burke’s freestyle on Dancing with the Stars, but other than that, it’s just embarrassing. Johnny Cash needs to come back and beat some NuCountry asses for what they’ve done to the genre.
ASAP opens for business, and the people start filing in. NeNe and LaToya go outside and harass passerby. LaToya gets mad at somebody who took a picture without buying a piece of pizza. I once had a midget Elvis yell at me in Las Vegas because I took his picture and didn’t give him money. I didn’t know that was how it worked. I’m not sure the law is on midget Elvis’ side, frankly. People chant about how great Niki is, and she sees nice so I’m OK with it.
