Don Jr. shows up to check in, and then there’s a horrifying scene where Dionne takes forever to process a transaction. Good Lord, they’re showing this in real time – it’s like that scene in Brown Bunny that’s nothing but Vincent Gallo washing his van for ten minutes until you want to scream at him to have something happen. People in line are just eating their pizza while they wait for Dionne to run a credit card. I’m getting anxiety sweats on her behalf. Star offers to step in and help, but Dionne insists that she needs to be patient and she is taking forever to type in these numbers and it’s stressing me out. It’s like watching Mr. Burns try to work the telephone!
