A bunch of Lil Jon’s friends show up, and if I live to be a hundred, you will never be able to explain to me who they are. John sells a $15,000 slice to somebody and immediately interviews that it was a challenge to the rest of the team. Something about him rubs me the wrong way. David makes a desperate call to somebody begging for money, and then says he understands if they can’t make it. Cassidy with the hard sell! 
At ASAP, a friend of Star’s brings her bulldog along. The First Lady and Premier of Bermuda call in a pizza order, which seems like a Mad Lib. Russell Simmons shows up, and then it’s Curtis Stone! Celebrity chef, former Apprentice contestant, and the producer of incredibly smelly dumps, according to Maria Kanellis. Seriously, can you get that out of your mind? He’s hosting Top Chef Masters next month, and every time he samples a dish, it’s going to be like, “Well, I know where that’s going”. I mean, I assume Gail Simmons poops too, but I don’t have to think about it. Padma, on the other hand, does not produce any waste and instead turns digested food into radiance.
