What’s that I hear? Could that be the sound of a whole new crop of celebrities eager to humiliate themselves just for some TV time? I mean, to raise money for charity. Last season, if you’ll recall, ended up as a masterpiece of hilarity and sheer “How is this really […]

Last week, the eagerly anticipated cast list for the upcoming second season of Celebrity Apprentice was announced! We at spunkybean first enjoyed the show last winter during the writers’ strike, when it was damn near the only game in town. Somehow, we grew attached (despite the presence of Gene Simmons […]

Here we are, at the finale. Twelve celebrities have been eliminated, and we’re left with the battle between good and evil. Get used to hearing that, because it’s the theme of the night. We’re all a good deal older than we were before the show began, and I’ve written, in […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Trace Adkins took control of his team and utilized his celebrity to sell sandwiches. Even though in the actual episode, he bemoaned that he wasn’t well-known in New York. History rewrites itself before our eyes! The “little Stevie B. cherry” line is replayed, and it’s still […]

Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: We saw the inside of the Trumpartment and all who gazed upon it were driven mad. Baby Barron appears to be some crazy Boys from Brazil experiment to clone Trump. Omarosa volunteered as Project Manager and managed to introduce a record-breaking amount of suck to the […]

Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: Piers Morgan and Carol Alt embraced their opportunity to create pornography in the service of selling Dial Soap. Tito Ortiz sat at the grown-up table, managed to get pasgetti all over everything, and was fired. But not before Trump gave him $50,000 for his charity, or […]