Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Marilu Henner loved ladders in a way that no human being ever has or ever will. Lennox Lewis was sleepy, and curiously we see more of this footage in the previouslies than we did in the actual episode. Trace Adkins demonstrated that a sweeper could pick […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Trump shuffled the teams. Omarosa continued to be the worst person in the world. And, since fantastically wealthy people shouldn’t have to make hard decisions, Trump fired nobody at all. And Piers Morgan could almost hardly eat his pineapple. Hydra celebrates their victory with champagne. All […]

Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: Piers Morgan and Omarorsa hate each other, Piers and Stephen Baldwin hate each other. Empresario continued to suck. The editing suggests that Trump fired Nely Galan for mouthing off, rather than for being terrible. Of course, the editing also suggests that Stephen can form a coherent […]

A big thank you to Myndi for taking the reins last week and recapping the weirdest thing that’s ever been on NBC. A lesser humorist would have collapsed in the face of that task, but she ate that freak show for breakfast. Previously on Celebrity Apprentice, we all discovered that […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump fired Jennie Finch and it was pretty boring.  EJ’s recap of the events was much less so.  I shall now attempt to fill his sizable shoes with a giant green one.  And may I suggest packing a snack?  This thing is two hours long, […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A young woman was fired for not selling Hugh Hefner a hot dog. There. You’re caught up. Carol Alt and Omarosa return to the suite, where both teams are waiting, and no doubt making the most awkward small talk in history. Immediately, Piers Morgan takes a […]