Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Three people who are basically pleasant and have done a good job made it to the finals.  Also, none of them are famous for dance, or anything dance-related.  This is more unusual than you might think.  We’re down to Hines Ward, Chelsea Kane, and […]

It’s the Finals!  Can you believe we won’t be seeing Bruno flail around and thrust his crotch in the general direction of unsuspecting contestants until September?  Yeah, it’s probably time for a break.  Let’s go by round tonight to see how our three remaining couples did.

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Hines Ward and Kym got two perfect scores, despite Kym sustaining an injury that actually made me have a nightmare.  Chelsea Kane and Mark managed a better than perfect score by winning a Cha Cha competition for bonus points.  Kirstie Alley and Maks had […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Despite Ralph Macchio rupturing a cyst and being in clearly visible pain throughout both performances, it was Romeo who left the show.  And I did not intend to end that on a rhyme.  So we’re down to the final four – Kirstie Alley and […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Ralph Macchio had a bad week.  He ruptured a cyst, and should probably not even be dancing.  But this is a guy who took down the Cobra Kai – nothing’s gonna stop him!  Chelsea Kane called partner Mark Ballas out for fighting with the […]