Previously on Dancing with the Stars, wow – actually they dropped an interesting fact.  Steve-O and Lacey are the only couple on the show that’s been in the Bottom Two up to this point.  This season has very clear lines dividing “Good”, “Average”, and “Bad”, and we’ve almost used up […]

Can I just start this evening’s recap off by saying that when I froze the intros to open a new document and begin the recap, I was struck by all the horrible tiering of the ladies’ gowns this week.  It’s like they’re the biggest whores at Juniper Creek (High five, […]

There will be a double elimination tonight, and we can only hope it’s two of the people who have actual injuries they should be home nursing.  Fingers crossed!  Samantha’s voice is still toast, and Tom reminds us that there is an 18 point disparity between the top and bottom scores. […]

Hey, Tom Bergeron! So, is Big Time your favorite Tom Waits album, or just your favorite that’s LIIIIIIIIIVVVE? It’s worth noting that Karina nearly bites it going down the stairs. Woz is rubbing off on her, I guess. Eww. Not like that. Also, Samantha Harris’ dress makes me think that […]

Last night brought us three stars with scores of 27, as well as the lowest score given out since Season Two.Apparently, Steve Wozniak did something horrible to the judges at some point, because nobody since Master P has seen that ‘3’ paddle.Who will be the second couple eliminated?I know I […]

When Samantha says the show is back with “another week of dramatic injuries”, you know the overall narrative for the season is going in a different direction.  It’s like Dancing With the Stars: Beyond Thunderdome. Man, there are still way too many people on this show.  We had some great […]