Previously, on Dancing with the Stars, we had an unprecedented evening of thirteen performances, two pre-show injuries, the lowest ever score for a dance, Cloris Leachman cursing like a sailor, and two of our judges making inadvertently filthy comments about Kim Kardashian. And tonight, they’re going to do it all […]

Two hours of this people, buckle up and roll around in some sequins.  It’s LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!! If any of us want to see our children grow up, I’m going to have to cut to the chase here. Not a lot will be said about the silly commercial bumpers or often useless […]

It will be a season of surprises in what promises to be the biggest and most demanding season ever as thirteen celebrities take the ballroom floor on the hit series Dancing with the Stars, which returns with a three-night premiere event, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Jeff […]

All season long, Myndi and EJ have been taking turns covering Dancing With the Stars.  Tonight they team up for coverage of the show’s bloated, 2 hour finale.  We think it featured about ten minutes of actual competitive dancing.  And an equal amount of Usher.  Please, relive last night’s glitter-soaked […]

Finals Week, people! It’s been a long journey to get here, a long journey involving a unicycle, food poisoning, deafness, spray tan, butt pads, showmance, a ruptured tendon, freaky dancing kids, and Def Leppard. You know, what Joseph Campbell would call the classic hero’s journey. Hey, did you know this […]

Here we are at the semifinals! It’s the point in the season where you can watch the opening credits and ask yourself “Wait, were those people on this season?” I mean, did you remember that Monica Seles was on the show? I feel like she was eliminated so long ago. […]