Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley lost a shoe, Mark Ballas danced in the Sorting Hat, Len and Bruno nearly came to blows, Kendra Wilkinson associated everything Italy-related with the Mafia, and Karina may or may not have had a nip slip.  All this, and the world’s fastest […]

It’s Classical Week on DWTS!  Wait, what? Get ready for me to identify most of the music by what commercial, sitcom or cartoon mouse I most closely associate it with! We also had David Garrett, the world’s “fastest violinist”.  He’s really cute (save for the messy ponytail), which is not […]

This second results show was sort of a random hodgepodge of stuff, so I think the best way to approach recapping the goings-on would be to do so by way of random observation. Several couples were deemed safe right off the bat (Ray & Anna, Romeo & Chelsie, Petra & […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Psycho Mike, despite being more charming than you’d expect from somebody named “Psycho Mike” was the first one eliminated, joining the Kenny Mayne Hall of Fame.  It’s Story Night tonight, which has delivered us some real insanity in the past, so I’m very excited. […]

It’s the first elimination of the season, and I’m on pins and needles.  I like most of the stars this time out, so the elimination will almost definitely make me sad.  Are you ready for filler, drama, and more filler?  Hey, Tom Bergeron!  What was the subtitle of the first […]

Hi all!  It feels like it’s been about a million years since I’ve recapped this show.  Some shallow observations right off the top: Chelsea and Mark look scary in their cabaret costumes.  Romeo is completely afraid to just embrace the cheesiness of this whole endeavor, so he’s clearly been hanging […]