Thursday, September 19, 2024
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Tom Bergeron did his best to pretend that Sarah Paling didn’t get booed, though to be fair, some of them were saying “Boo-urns”. Also, you guys, that Michael Bolton dance actually happened. It was not a dream – that was a thing that was […]
Have I mentioned that I hate the stupid intro for this show? First of all, you have the whole deal with The Situation and then the ending where all the stars are walking toward us like they’re about fight a rival gang of dancers. The costumes are uniformly outrageous and […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: The Stars ran the gamut from awesome (Jennifer Grey) to cringe-inducingly bad (Margaret Cho, The Situation). Len got cranky early and stayed that way. Carrie Ann wept openly. Bruno said a lot of weird and inappropriate things. So we’re picking up right where we […]
Welcome to a brand new season of TV and of Dancing With the Stars! As we’ve told you, some of these people are truly stretching the definition of the word “star”. Brooke Burke is stretching something else, namely the neckline of her purple gown, which hits somewhere around her navel. […]
Dancing with the Stars returns on Monday for another season of spray tans, body glitter, and performances that will range from hilariously awkward to surprisingly beautiful. And this year, they’ve got quite the crew. Athletes, Mrs. Brady, reality personalities, the daughter of that lady who isn’t the Vice-President, the Hoff, […]
Every klieg light in Los Angeles is on the floor in the ballroom and our Female Pros are suddenly Vegas showgirls. Eventually, the entire cast of Season 10 is there. Seriously, all they’re asking Kate Gosselin to do is bounce a little bit and smile while standing against a railing […]