Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Tom Bergeron turned me into a nervous wreck by making me wait until the last minute to reveal that Evan and Anna were safe. Jake Pavelka was eliminated and immediately went looking for another reality show so he didn’t have to go back to […]

So, Maks has spent the last 24 hours trashing Len in the media for being too old to judge the show, and I’m hoping there are some fireworks tonight.   That’d be sort of awesome, but I highly doubt it will happen. Tom and Brooke tell us about how the leaderboard […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Movie Night brought a bunch of really cool dances, and also Kate Gosselin’s. We learned that she has never seen The Breakfast Club, which lends credence to the “Kate is a robot” theory. Kate finally went home, and we don’t know how they’re going […]

Tom says we won’t want to miss what happens tonight. I hope he’s means what I think he means. All the couples are assembled on the staircase.  Nicole & Derek are the first safe couple.  When it’s announced that they’re in the bottom two, I can’t figure out what Kate […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: It’s a season with some really good dancers, some with potential to be really good, and also Kate Gosselin. Double Score Showdown kept the standings more or less where they were before, and bottom-feeder Kate avoided elimination once more, with the perfectly pleasant but […]

I think Kate Gosselin knew she was safe tonight.  Her whole aw shucks demeanor and the fake sounding bit about being addicted to dancing now and how she would cry if she was eliminated, complete with a cutesy pout?  Frankly, it’s excruciating.  I also think Nicole came off as pretty […]