Previously on Big Brother: Matt nominated a pawn and somebody who’s really bad at challenges rather than actual verifiable threats, and then talked about how smart he is. Andrew attacked some Kosher baby food, and Hayden’s friends decided that he’s actually related to Kristin while he made out with her […]

Previously on Big Brother: Everybody acted kind of crazy, and Monet was eliminated near-unanimously. Matt called Julie “Chenbot” to her face, and Enzo continued to be too gross for words. We ended with an endurance challenge for Head of Household, so let’s pick up right where we left off.

Previously on Big Brother: Britney managed to win the Veto and take herself off the block. Matt volunteered to go up in his place. Purported MENSA member Matt also made up a story about his wife having a disease that affected her bones, down in the “cortex”. That’s how you […]

SUNDAY – Previously, Annie was evicted by a unanimous vote and Rachel may have had a small seizure upon winning HOH (thanks to spunkybuddy Jeremy for that astute observation). Andrew is also way too excited for Rachel’s win, and it pains me to agree with Hayden on that.  Britney (who […]

Wow, Julie Chen is wearing a really cool, tight dress to prove, once and for all that is definitely not pregnant.  She looks hot, actually. Go, Julie!  She promises to reveal the identity of The Saboteur.  In other news, I am sad that the announcer actually references The Brigade by […]