Last night on Dancing with the Stars:  All of the stars performed two dances.  The judges were full of snippy comments and high scores.  Bruno was inappropriate, Tom was hilarious, Samantha was Samantha.  The wannabe pro’s were assigned celebrity partners, and Anna made her long-awaited return to the DWTS stage.  […]

Two complete dances and a solo in their Latin round tonight?  Can the the final 5 take it?  Will Ty Murray actually make a facial expression during a routine?  These are other burning questions will be answered, LIVE!!!! Oddly enough, we’re starting out a performance episode with a pro dance, […]

We start off with Tom promisng us the most dramatic elimination of the season!  Uh-oh.  I’m not sure on whose behalf to be scared, but I’m nervous.  Then, we go directly to an encore by Team Tango.  It’s even better than last night, in spite off the women’s skirts, which […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Lawrence Taylor and Edyta were eliminated, bringing us to that awkward moment every season, when we are suddenly Edyta-free.  It’s like when they do an episode of Scrubs without JD, you know? Hey, Tom Bergeron!  Can you come up with a rhyme for my […]