Last week, Adam Carolla was eliminated after dressing like Zorro and riding a unicycle. There’s a computer graphic where the unicycle flies off the screen, and that’s it for Adam. Deep down, Tom Bergeron is very happy, because he doesn’t have to work around Adam’s ten-minute stand-up bits after every […]
Reality Shows
Big Brother–The Kid With the Pink Hair Says Goodbye (April 10)
Between all the talk this week of James’ “fight for survival” and “The Natalie Beast” I wasn’t sure if I was watching Big Brother or Wild Kingdom. And, bless his heart, pink hair and obscene tattoos, James tried his damndest to flip whoever would listen over to his side. He […]
Dancing With The Stars Results: The Hammer Gets Nailed!
Last night on Dancing with the Stars, our intrepid dancers tackled the Viennese Waltz and the pasodoble. It was a night of capes, cleavage, and, no kidding, a unicycle. When people call you during the show to ask “Am I dreaming or is that really a unicycle?”, you know it’s […]
Dancing With The Stars Week Four Performances
Welcome back to Dancing With the Stars! It’s Live, you know. We have a few themes this week: Beating Kristi Yamaguchi (as in surpassing her scores, not physically attacking her), Shannon’s inferiority complex and Karina’s disturbing cleavage. Come, join me in my nightmare. The water’s warm! Tom tells us the […]
Big Brother Breakdown–The Crying Game (April 3)
There sure were a lot of tears shed this week on Big Brother. We got tears of joy from Natalie, joy tinged with sorrow from Sheila (she’s happy for Nat, but misses her son), and an absolute deluge of sobs from James, Joshuah and Sharon over their nominations and Joshuah’s […]
Dancing With The Stars Week Three Results (April 2)
Well, that was a very enjoyable hour with a lousy ending. In the recap, I am very surprised to see Marissa is not actually in tears. Good for her! Shannon wins the “oversharing award” according to Tom, when she says that right before she and Derek went on she “threw […]