Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Lawrence Taylor and Edyta were eliminated, bringing us to that awkward moment every season, when we are suddenly Edyta-free. It’s like when they do an episode of Scrubs without JD, you know? Hey, Tom Bergeron! Can you come up with a rhyme for my […]
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Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 8 (Apr 27)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: An awkwardly-paced episode and crushing apathy led to the mid-episode elimination of Brian McKnight. Joan Rivers freaked out on Annie Duke, and they found themselves opposing project managers in the big Ivanka Trump jewelry auction. Trump enlisted last season’s winner, Piers Morgan, to keep an eye […]
Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 – The Results!
Wow, they kick things right off, jumping straight into an encore of the group dance. Has there ever been a time when the group dance wasn’t the encore? I’m not sure I like the black and white, by the way. Also, does anybody know where this song is from? It […]
Heroesville: Heroes 3-24 “I Am Sylar” (Apr 21)
Did you realize this is the second-to-last episode of the season? I’m actually kind of excited because it means my four-recaps-a-week schedule is drawing to a close. Light at the end of the tunnel, people! OK, in the “Previously” segment, they show a scene that I don’t think actually […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 7 (Apr 20)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Both teams failed to impress the executives at All, who, it is important to note, are offended by midgets and insist on a distinction between “mothers” and “women with children”. Donald Trump then fired two people for reasons completely unrelated to the task. In the suite […]
Heroesville – Heroes 3-23 “1961″
Sorry for the lateness of this week’s recap. It turns out, those double-recap Mondays are a killer. Of course, it’s even worse when I try to do it after a Lost Pre-Game Report, so I’m clearly going to need a backup EJ to do nothing but recap. Let’s jump right […]