Can I just start this evening’s recap off by saying that when I froze the intros to open a new document and begin the recap, I was struck by all the horrible tiering of the ladies’ gowns this week.  It’s like they’re the biggest whores at Juniper Creek (High five, […]

There will be a double elimination tonight, and we can only hope it’s two of the people who have actual injuries they should be home nursing.  Fingers crossed!  Samantha’s voice is still toast, and Tom reminds us that there is an 18 point disparity between the top and bottom scores. […]

When Samantha says the show is back with “another week of dramatic injuries”, you know the overall narrative for the season is going in a different direction.  It’s like Dancing With the Stars: Beyond Thunderdome. Man, there are still way too many people on this show.  We had some great […]

It’s the first results show of the season, and there’s already some controversy afoot, which I’ll talk about at the end of this recap. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy kicks things off, backing the pros (Julianne, Mark, Derek, Lacey, Cheryl and Tony) with a tune called “The Calloway Boogie”.  I loves […]

Here we go…Season 8 of Dancing With the Stars.  Before anyone has even danced, the drama is underway.  Oh, and there’s a brand new staircase!  You know what else is new?  spunkybean has a personal friend on staff now, so we plan to have whatever scoop said source can provide!  […]