EJ
spunky Forum: How to Fix NBC

You know how to get people watching Chuck? Air it on Thursday, after the comedy block. Let’s be honest, it’s impossible to like both 30 Rock and Leno. Nobody keeps it on NBC at that point. But if you give us Chuck, people might stick around. And heck, I don’t want to see crossovers like they used to do, since I’m very concerned with which shows co-exist in the same universe, but why not get Rainn Wilson to play an angry Buy More customer, or have Jack Coleman play a patient on Mercy? And for Saturdays, they should be showing repeats of their best shows, not movies or replays of Biggest Loser. And they shouldn’t be recent episodes, since that encourages people to skip the first airing. But there are six seasons of The Office, four of 30 Rock, etc. Parks and Recreation is fantastic this season, and they should be airing episodes from, say, two months ago and try to catch those homebound Saturday viewers. The other networks do a much better job of presenting a unified programming slate. (You know those ABC ads where the stars of all the shows live in a big house together? That’s genius!)
I really do need a job in TV. There is, it turns out, literally nothing else that I’m any good at.