I’ll say this for Brooke Burke, when she finds a style of dress she likes, she really commits to it. This style, for the uninitiated, is called a bandage dress, and she has worn it to death. I haven’t really longed for Samantha Harris much this season, but at least […]
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LOST Revisited: 6-16 “What They Died For”
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LOST: Pre-Game for “What They Died For”
I’m going to be honest with you – I can’t really come up with a good way to organize this Pre-Game. Since everything I have to say is centered around Jacob and his brother and his crazy fake mom, I can’t really group it point by point. So I’m just […]
Dancing with the Stars – The Season 10 Semifinals!
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Celebrity Apprentice – Season 3, Episode 9, Truck Stop Taste
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TV’s Moments of Joy 2: Electric Boogaloo (May 7-13)
It’s Friday, and here in the spunkybean offices, that means one thing. That’s right, it’s Hawaiian shirt Friday! You may not realize this, but four days a week we have a very strict dress code. Generally, we can be seen recapping in our tuxedos, and for season finales we often […]