I think there is a theme tonight, but maybe not. Maybe between Disney last week and Halloween coming up next week, the wardrobe and set design departments needed a light week. Let’s see how our nine contestants are doing, shall we?
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Dancing with the Stars – The Season 12 Finale!
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Three people who are basically pleasant and have done a good job made it to the finals. Also, none of them are famous for dance, or anything dance-related. This is more unusual than you might think. We’re down to Hines Ward, Chelsea Kane, and […]
Dancing With the Stars, Season 12: The Finals!
It’s the Finals! Can you believe we won’t be seeing Bruno flail around and thrust his crotch in the general direction of unsuspecting contestants until September? Yeah, it’s probably time for a break. Let’s go by round tonight to see how our three remaining couples did.
Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “We Can Make You Look Thinner”
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: LaToya Jackson’s return was somewhat less triumphant than you’d expect and she was eliminated in her very first task. Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan stopped by and Jim Cramer shot a bunch of reactions that they dropped in to the episode at random intervals. NeNe Leakes […]
Dancing With the Stars Season 12: Semi-final Results!
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Hines Ward and Kym got two perfect scores, despite Kym sustaining an injury that actually made me have a nightmare. Chelsea Kane and Mark managed a better than perfect score by winning a Cha Cha competition for bonus points. Kirstie Alley and Maks had […]
Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Officer Dominic Boddy”
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: And by “previously” we mean “in this same episode”, both teams put on a comedy show. Meat Loaf cried a lot, Marlee Matlin did stand-up, NeNe Leakes quit, and Trump pretended he fired her. John Rich did a cool thing that assured I will stop calling […]