Previously on Big Brother: The houseguests drank vile concoctions, and Brendon talked more about being in love. Sigh. Britney nominated Brendon, and put Enzo up as a pawn, and Enzo freaked out. The Brigade started to implode, with the ones who suck at things deciding that Matt needs to go. […]
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Big Brother – Nominations, Week 7: “Meow Meow Mix” Really?
Previously on Big Brother, Matt wore Monkey printed pajama pants a lot and called Brendon a “big dummy”, so we were able to forgive him the pants. Britney became the last woman standing and won her first HOH. So things are finally heating up and The Brigade is starting to […]
Big Brother Elimination and HoH Week 6
Previously on Big Brother: Actually, it was pretty awesome. The houseguests met Zingbot 3000, who is an insult comedy robot. Ragan won the Power of Veto and came off the block. Rachel came out of Pandora’s Box, as did all other terrible things in the world. She was awful, but […]
Big Brother PoV Week 6
In the previews, we are prepared ahead of time for Rachel’s return (which I was spoiled a bit on anyway thanks to the internets), and Ragan’s pending awesomeness. Y’all, Ragan rocks.
Big Brother – Nominations, Week 6: Canklesaurus Rex
Previously on Big Brother: Our long national nightmare ended, as Rachel finally was put out of our misery. The HoH Competition was not resolved before the end of the show, but Brendon totally won. Dammit. Also, the announcer calls Matt “the brains of the operation”. That is one sad-ass operation […]
Big Brother Eviction and HOH Week 5
“Brendon and Rachel. The game’s brought them together. Tonight, it will tear them apart.” –Julie Chen I love how onetime serious journalist Julie Chen now uses the term “showmance” like it’s a real word. Sometimes, it’s hard to forget just how ridiculous this show really is, isn’t it?