Previously on Big Brother: Our long national nightmare ended, as Rachel finally was put out of our misery. The HoH Competition was not resolved before the end of the show, but Brendon totally won. Dammit. Also, the announcer calls Matt “the brains of the operation”. That is one sad-ass operation […]
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Big Brother Eviction and HOH Week 5
“Brendon and Rachel. The game’s brought them together. Tonight, it will tear them apart.” –Julie Chen I love how onetime serious journalist Julie Chen now uses the term “showmance” like it’s a real word. Sometimes, it’s hard to forget just how ridiculous this show really is, isn’t it?
Big Brother Veto Week 5 — Jeff and Jordan Heal the Pain
Previously on Big Brother: Matt won HoH after proving to be good at standing once again. Showing that he’s learned his lesson, he actually nominated the people he wanted out, Rachel and Brendon. The two of them managed to make us hope that their relationship is the real thing, because […]
Big Brother Nominations Week 5, Rachel Wants Botox
Previously on Big Brother, ol’ Cat Eyes left the building in a ridiculous costume, effectively breaking up a showmance. She was suspicious of another alliance, based primarily on her fact that the dudes all seemed to work out together. It didn’t really matter since she was evicted, so let’s press […]
Big Brother HoH and Eviction: Week 4
Previously on Big Brother: Hayden went into the hole, Kristen went into the hippietard, Kathy and Ragan stayed off-camera, and Britney won the Power of Veto. Despite double-crossing and talk of a “super alliance”, she chose not to use it, leaving bedmates and suspected cousins Hayden and Kristen on the […]