Previously on Big Brother:Ronnie was a weasel, Braden misapplied racial slurs, Lydia freaked out for reason that could not possibly make sense to anybody who isn’t Lydia.Laura told us how beautiful she is, Chima looked like an alien, Casey was a tool, and Jessie was exactly who he’s always been.Jeff […]

It’s our first live eviction show of the season!Hi, Julie Chen!Hi, live audience inexplicably gathered together to watch the show on a monitor!The Voice-Over guy recaps the last week for us, but Myndi’s already take care of that.I will say that I’m still freaked out that they had a rave-themed […]

It’s been a weird first week in the Big Brother house.  Sunday’s episode was almost like watching paint dry, as we had to endure Jessie’s preening and annoying banter in the DR, as well as the horrible ass kissing by his fellow houseguests to avoid the chopping block in week […]

Julie Chen greets us with talk of “in crowds” and “out crowds”, “rumors and romance”.  She promises a big twist, and makes a pregnancy joke,without mentioning that she’s the one with child.  I’m not sure why; it’s not like she’s a sitcom character who will now have to be hidden […]

It’s July, and around here, that means the return of Big Brother to the airwaves!  Yes, it’s season 11 of the addictive reality franchise, which is really the ultimate show about nothing.  This season, the house is being divided into cliques: the popular kids, the jocks, and the “brains”.  The […]

SUNDAY Do we really need a clip show of a program that airs three times per week, in addition to being available 24/7 online and unedited (read: boring) three hours per night on pay cable?  Probably not, but here we have Dan and Memphis essentially hosting one.  It reminds me […]