Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  LaToya Jackson’s return was somewhat less triumphant than you’d expect and she was eliminated in her very first task.  Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan stopped by and Jim Cramer shot a bunch of reactions that they dropped in to the episode at random intervals.  NeNe Leakes […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  And by “previously” we mean “in this same episode”, both teams put on a comedy show.  Meat Loaf cried a lot, Marlee Matlin did stand-up, NeNe Leakes quit, and Trump pretended he fired her.  John Rich did a cool thing that assured I will stop calling […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  LaToya Jackson got to come back to the show because… she asked?  I guess?  NeNe Leakes and Star Jones got into it before the task even started.  Meat Loaf didn’t let bowel movements stop him from brainstorming.  Niki Taylor showed up to help Team Backbone win […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  A task for the Trump hotels produced two terrible ad campaigns, and it was decided that Backbone lost by less.  Star Jones made NeNe Leakes mad for reasons that weren’t entirely clear, and LaToya Jackson was fired.  Which means she’s definitely off the show now, right?  […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  Well, really only one thing mattered.  Trump finally put Gary Busey out of our misery.  Other stuff happened too, but we’ll get to that if and when it’s pertinent.  The important thing is that Busey’s crazy eyes and teeth are out the door, along with every […]