We’re down to five couples and two dances per week as we inch ever closer to the most meaningless trophy in reality television!  And how will we get there?  Oh, we’ll do it LIVE, baby! Everyone’s dancing one ballroom and one Latin routine this week, the latter of which will […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:The Team Dances were awesome, the judges were slap-happy, and in a most welcome turn of events, Anna replaced the ailing Lacey as Mark Dacascos’ partner.Everybody freaked out every time Joanna did anything at all, and somehow they managed not to have the cast of […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:A lack of votes got poor Melissa Joan Hart eliminated, and a Dance Off ended with Louie Vito being shown the door.The stars are dropping like flies, and now they’re learning two dances a week. Hey Tom Bergeron!I had a long day, how about just […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:We had our first ever Dance Marathon, which saw Joanna Krupa come out on top, just after Rory and Dean broke up and right before the gang won back Paddy’s.(If you think Myndi and I will ever get tired of Gilmore Girls references, you are […]

So, let’s see..we’ve got Waltzes, Jitterbugs and a dance marathon (WTF?) all taking place Live!  What is this, that one episode of The Gilmore Girls (that was really just for EJ!)?  Wow, it’s so funny when I let the credits run and am reminded that Macy Gray and her cherry […]

Last night, we got an assortment of Paso Dobles and Argentine Tangos, not to mention so many flu germs that I considered wearing a mask to write this recap.  On top of that, there were some fabulous 70s afros and polyester strewn about the ballroom after the group Hustle. Through […]