There are still nine people left in this competition.  This season is taking approximately EVER.  One thing I know, however, is that it all will take place LIVE!!!!!!!  As the couples enter, I still get nervous watching Cloris on the stairs.  Man, there are some low cut bikinis lines tonight.  […]

Sorry for the lateness of this recap.  My DVR was rebelling against the hour of massive filler and decided not to record it, so I had to wait for abc to put it on their website! We’re told that last night the ballroom was “on fire” with perfection, laughter and […]

In the intro to tonight’s show, Misty’s terrible injury is foreshadowed, and the show itself is said to be America’s “most watched”, which is true.  A lot of drama is promised, actually.  I’m starting to think this season is a little cursed.  I’ve been too busy today to surf around […]

We are told that last night, the judges showed no mercy.  We are also promised a “mind blowing” pro performance.  Yeah, thanks to Cloris and knowing that Kim Kardashian is on this show instead of actual talented people has already done enough to my mind, thanks. Speaking of Kim (might […]

Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Five hours of programming in one week! Jeffrey Ross and Ted McGinley were sent home. Cloris Leachman got censored, and anarchy reigned! Oh, there were also Jonas Brothers. This recap is dedicated to my friend Brad who just now discovered that there are half-naked […]

Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Twenty-five dances in two nights. Jeffrey Ross was eliminated, to nobody’s surprise. Cloris Leachman went crazy on multiple occasions, various athletes performed solidly, Susan Lucci needs to eat a damn cookie, and Kim Kardashian was boring and dumb. All caught up? I hope so, […]