Previously on Big Brother: Actually, it’s kind of hard to keep track, since I don’t really have the new hamsters memorized. There are a lot of bland names in the pack. We did, however, learn that Britney thinks that all gay men are Jack from Will and Grace. And also, […]
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Big Brother 12 Season Premiere
6Julie Chen is no longer pregnant. Will she still be the sassy Chenbot we loved last summer? Her red suit screams no. But who is the Saboteur…here to make the game “harder than ever before”? Even though we introduced to them to you already, let’s meet the houseguests in quick […]
Big Brother 12: Snap Judgments!
Hard to believe, but we’re heading into Season 12 of Big Brother. And with each passing season, the producers are trying harder and harder to push that whole “expect the unexpected” thing to the limit. Never mind that none of their supposed “twists” has ever really played out the way […]
Celebrity Apprentice: Season 3 Finale “Babymaking Dress”
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice, in haiku form: Day One: Liefer fir’d. Sinbad’s hell up outta here Darryl wants a nap.
Dancing With the Stars Season 10 Finale!
Every klieg light in Los Angeles is on the floor in the ballroom and our Female Pros are suddenly Vegas showgirls. Eventually, the entire cast of Season 10 is there. Seriously, all they’re asking Kate Gosselin to do is bounce a little bit and smile while standing against a railing […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 10 Finals, Part 1
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Well, a lot of stuff, really.I mean, we’re in the Finals now. Hey, Tom Bergeron!I’m still an emotional and physical wreck after the Lost finale.How about if you just make it easy on me this week?Thanks, man.It’s…LIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE!!! We’re down to our final three couples – […]