Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: The new Rock Solid (Sharon Osbourne, Curtis Stone, and Maria Kanellis) managed to do a better apartment revamp than Tenacity. Cyndi Lauper put shoes in a birdcage and was widely praised for it, until it turned out that Holly Robinson-Peete suggested the color of the walls, […]
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Dancing With the Stars: Semi-Final Elimination
I’ll say this for Brooke Burke, when she finds a style of dress she likes, she really commits to it. This style, for the uninitiated, is called a bandage dress, and she has worn it to death. I haven’t really longed for Samantha Harris much this season, but at least […]
Dancing with the Stars – The Season 10 Semifinals!
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Awww, we miss Niecy already. That’s really all there is to say. The people who are always at the top stayed at the top, and we used all our votes on Evan and Anna. Again. Hey, Tom Bergeron! You know that Jimmy Kimmel special […]
Celebrity Apprentice – Season 3, Episode 9, Truck Stop Taste
Previously on The Apprentice: Rock Solid scored a rare win, Cyndi Lauper explained everything there is to know about Benjamin Franklin, Sharon Osbourne and Maria Kanellis threatened Curtis Stone with violence, and Bret Michaels was the first person to win twice as Project Manager. (file that under sentences I’m guessing […]
Dancing With The Stars: Week 8 Elimination
With so few couples left, the show can only start out by playing the elimination music in the hopes of creating artificial tension to introduce the couples before getting into Len’s recap. He only liked parts of Evan’s waltz and his futuristic cha cha cha was “too much era, not […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 10, Week 8 Performances
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Evan and Anna got the first perfect score of the season for a legitimately awesome Argentine Tango. Erin Andrews ended up in the bottom two despite good scores and being likeable. And Pamela Anderson went home, leaving us with our Final Five! Hey, Tom […]