Last night brought us three stars with scores of 27, as well as the lowest score given out since Season Two.Apparently, Steve Wozniak did something horrible to the judges at some point, because nobody since Master P has seen that ‘3’ paddle.Who will be the second couple eliminated?I know I […]
Reality Shows
Dancing With the Stars–Performances Week 3 (Mar 24)
When Samantha says the show is back with “another week of dramatic injuries”, you know the overall narrative for the season is going in a different direction. It’s like Dancing With the Stars: Beyond Thunderdome. Man, there are still way too many people on this show. We had some great […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 3 (Mar 23)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Team KOTU imploded once again, creating a superhero named “EEE” to shill for a “Z” themed website. Of course, considering they could have gone the “horny transvestite” route, it could have been worse. On the Athena side, Annie Duke aggravated almost everybody, but they won anyway. […]
Dancing With the Stars: Results (Mar 17)
It’s the first results show of the season, and there’s already some controversy afoot, which I’ll talk about at the end of this recap. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy kicks things off, backing the pros (Julianne, Mark, Derek, Lacey, Cheryl and Tony) with a tune called “The Calloway Boogie”. I loves […]
Dancing with the Stars: Season Eight, Performance Week Two (Mar 17)
Who’s ready for another night of the most dangerous show on TV? Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Trauma Center, Jewel and Nancy O’Dell dropped out before the season even started. Last minute replacements came to the rescue. Since then, everybody on the show named “Steve” has gotten hurt. What […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 2 (Mar 15)
Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: Andrew “Dice” Clay spent only one week on our TV sets. Huzzah! (It’s a two-hour episode this week – I don’t have time to recap the recap.) Donald Trump shows up to remind us what show we’re watching from his own private helicopter. His helicopter does […]