Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A really entertaining episode resulted in a whole lot of money being raised for a couple of charities. Everybody made paintings that looked like art therapy for troubled children. Meat Loaf flipped out. Gary Busey explained the difference between pigs and buffalo. Marlee Matlin raised nearly […]
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Dancing with the Stars Season Twelve – Week 4 Results
Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley lost a shoe, Mark Ballas danced in the Sorting Hat, Len and Bruno nearly came to blows, Kendra Wilkinson associated everything Italy-related with the Mafia, and Karina may or may not have had a nip slip. All this, and the world’s fastest […]
Dancing With The Stars, Season 12, Performance Week 4
It’s Classical Week on DWTS! Wait, what? Get ready for me to identify most of the music by what commercial, sitcom or cartoon mouse I most closely associate it with! We also had David Garrett, the world’s “fastest violinist”. He’s really cute (save for the messy ponytail), which is not […]
Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “I Love Touching the Art”
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Dionne Warwick went home, and there was much rejoicing. Also, we saw to pixilated suggestion of Gary Busey’s manhood, and learned that he calls it “Big Wednesday”. Let’s never speak of that again. In the Suite, the men brag about their winning streak. Better get to […]
Dancing With the Stars Season 12–Week 3 Results!
This second results show was sort of a random hodgepodge of stuff, so I think the best way to approach recapping the goings-on would be to do so by way of random observation. Several couples were deemed safe right off the bat (Ray & Anna, Romeo & Chelsie, Petra & […]
Dancing with the Stars Season 12 – Performance Week Three
Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Psycho Mike, despite being more charming than you’d expect from somebody named “Psycho Mike” was the first one eliminated, joining the Kenny Mayne Hall of Fame. It’s Story Night tonight, which has delivered us some real insanity in the past, so I’m very excited. […]