Last night, Dancing with the Stars got all fancy with acoustic performances and a smaller stage. Also, they threw in the Double Score Showdown, which is a lot to deal with in a single week. Jennifer Grey was fantastic, Florence Henderson was surprisingly dirty, and The Situation was an absolute […]

It’s acoustic week, or as Kyle calls it “gettin’ down in the round”. Tom swears the stars have never been under such scrutiny. I feel like I could make a lot of hurtful jokes here, mostly about Brandy’s vehicular history. But I’ll be the bigger person. The new look of […]

The Results Show opens with a brief recap of how “story night” played out. Hey, remember back when the producers thought a dance off was a good idea? I believe that lasted one season. So, this gimmick has officially become some sort of DWTS tradition. And any year we can […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Wow. Well, Michael Bolton was hilariously bad, and the judges argued over just how bad he was. Sarah Palin either did or did not get booed, and whichever one you think, somebody disagrees vehemently with you. Jennifer Grey rocked it once again, Anna Trebunskaya […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Tom Bergeron did his best to pretend that Sarah Paling didn’t get booed, though to be fair, some of them were saying “Boo-urns”. Also, you guys, that Michael Bolton dance actually happened. It was not a dream – that was a thing that was […]

Have I mentioned that I hate the stupid intro for this show? First of all, you have the whole deal with The Situation and then the ending where all the stars are walking toward us like they’re about fight a rival gang of dancers. The costumes are uniformly outrageous and […]