When we last left the Millers, Susan was pissed and Bruce was blissful about both work and his personal life. This week, she proceeded to freak out and force all the Millers to attend church, then threw a Janet-planned housewarming complete with Pigs in a Pickle (that would be pickles […]
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Swingtown Week 2 (Jun 19)
After a boatload of previouslies catch us up, we open on a pie baking as “Hooked on a Feeling” plays and Janet telling poor Roger that the pie’s not for him. Suddenly, Naked Trina and Tom are sexin’ up Rog & Jan (“It’s Janet!”) Then, a buzzer goes off and […]
Lost Revisited: Post Mortem (Jun 13)
OK. We’ve had two weeks to process that season finale. Two weeks to think about what we’ve seen, two weeks to discuss, and two weeks to occasionally overwhelm well-meaning acquaintances who casually ask what we think about the show. Those people soon learn the error of their ways. Now, avoiding […]
Swingtown: Pilot (Jun 12)
Welcome to July, 1976 everyone! How do I know this? Well, it’s certainly not because of the music, which is “Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum. That thing’s from way back in ’70. I know because Grant Show and his EPIC pornstache, gold watch and chain are talking about […]
Lost Revisited: An Open Letter to Harold Perrineau (Jun 6)
(Note: If you are reading this and you are not Harold Perrineau, it may help to read his recent TV Guide interview.) Dear Harold, This is very hard to say. Big fan. I mean, you’ve played key roles in two of my favorite shows of all time, Oz and Lost. […]
LOST Revisited: “There’s No Place Like Home – Part 2” (May 30)
OK, deep breath. We can get through this. We’re strong. So there I was, enjoying the Lost Finale party. We had beer with Dharma logos (just like they drink on the Island!), and there was plenty of pineapple, though I was too excited to almost hardly eat it. And they […]