Previously on Dancing with the Stars: You guys, we’re in the finals. The whole season happened previously! It’s probably too late to catch up at this point. Luckily, this isn’t The Wire or anything – you don’t really need a lot of backstory tonight. Oh, and also: Everybody got hurt […]
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The Amazing Race – Bringing up the Rear: Season 13, Episode 8 (Nov 24)
Previously on The Amazing Race: a Detour judge did his best to score his own spinoff, and some poor groundskeeper had to interrupt his work schedule to greet the Racers. Nick and Starr once again managed to win the leg, because they are at least half-Kryptonian, and Team Sports Bra […]
Dancing with the Stars Week 9: Results (Nov 19)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Brooke Burke choked in the semifinals. I assume she’s still safe, but that was surprising. Cody Linley biffed his first dance too, but America loves Julianne, so he’s probably OK too. Lance Bass finally impressed the judges, and Warren Sapp remained close to my […]
Heroesville: Heroes, Season 3, Episodes 9 – “It’s Coming”
Hey, show creator Tim Kring got his hands dirty and wrote this episode himself! I guess that means significant stuff is going to be happening. And we lead in with flashbacks to the eclipse that kicked off the series. Now, back in the first season, there was a pretty clear […]
Wish Upon a Box Set: DVDs I Would Buy (Nov 17)
It seems hard to believe, but there are still shows that haven’t been released on DVD yet. More to the point, there are shows I would buy that haven’t been released on DVD yet. I’m sure there are dozens of delightful unreleased sitcoms about men who are successful and well-respected […]
Half-Ass Movie Review: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Nov 17)
Back when Kevin Smith made Clerks, his style was legitimately refreshing. It was a poorly-directed little movie, made of nothing more than passion and credit card debt. Youthful enthusiasm rendered it immune to criticism, and it stood as a very funny, very dirty movie. His eighth film, Zack and Miri […]