It’s Election Day, and in these parts, that means only one thing: Choosing the best TV President! And no, it’s not which of the candidates makes for the best small-screen presentation value, but rather, which TV President would make the best real President. This is spunkybean country, and that’s how […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 (Nov 4)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Cloris Leachman was voted off, thus ensuring that America didn’t have to worry about an 82-year-old woman gratuitously using the phrase “skanky hoe” repeatedly in prime time. There’s a pretty funny Photoshopped animation of Corky airplaning her right off the set, and I turned […]
The All-Pilot Project: Eleventh Hour & Life on Mars (Oct 31)
We’ve got ourselves a genuine face-off on the All-Pilot Project this time. Two new dramas based on British hits, both airing Thursdays at 10 EST. Assuming you’re already recording It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The Sarah Silverman Program, you’ve got to pick one or the other of these new […]
The Amazing Race – Bringing up the Rear: Season 13, Episode 7 (Oct 31)
Previously on The Amazing Race: Frankly, we’re still having a hard time talking about the elimination of spunky-Buddies Mark and Bill, or anything adjacent to said elimination. Let’s just start fresh this week, shall we? Phil introduces us to the New Zealand Pit Stop, which is full of sheep. There’s […]
Dancing with the Stars: Week 6 – Results (Oct 29)
Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Len Goodman broke a promise to an old Gypsy woman. Incensed, she put a curse on him and all those around him. “Broken feet and damaged eyes / The Dancers suffer for your lies / Cysts and falls and tendons torn / They’ll rue […]
Mad Men Roundtable: Season Two, Episode 13 – “Meditations in an Emergency”:
The season finale of Mad Men was, in many ways, an exercise in frustration. That’s not to say it was poorly executed, by any means. It’s just that, after the supporting cast all had their own storylines this season, they were left open come the end. Sal, Harry, and Paul […]