Sunday, December 22, 2024
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Well, really only one thing mattered. Trump finally put Gary Busey out of our misery. Other stuff happened too, but we’ll get to that if and when it’s pertinent. The important thing is that Busey’s crazy eyes and teeth are out the door, along with every […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: You know what, all of the dancing was overshadowed by the news that Chris Jericho fronts a heavy metal band called Fozzy, and the clip of the “I’m Still Standing” video with Judge Bruno as a backup dancer. Romeo and Chelsea Kane rocked it, […]
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: There was some nonsense involving a koala. Gary Busey kidnapped some executives from a sunscreen company. LaToya Jackson got on everybody’s nerves by being a small child masquerading as a middle-aged woman. John Rich carried a midget around. Again. And Mark McGrath was fired for no […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Sugar Ray and Anna were eliminated and I was in a foul mood all week. How are you people not voting for Anna en masse? She’s adorable! Hopefully, one day I’ll be able to trust you again. Also, Kendra Wilkinson was at the bottom […]
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A really entertaining episode resulted in a whole lot of money being raised for a couple of charities. Everybody made paintings that looked like art therapy for troubled children. Meat Loaf flipped out. Gary Busey explained the difference between pigs and buffalo. Marlee Matlin raised nearly […]
Well, I’m sorry I missed the recap last week – I was knocked out by illness. Luckily, since these recaps are already six years after the fact, another week isn’t going to kill anybody. Or so I hope. This week is the last standalone episode before the Phantom Limb story […]