Well, before we get it into the heartbreak, I want everybody to know that the ABC website says that my Sawyer Nickname (as advertised during the episode) is “Lightbulb”. From her on out, you should all address me accordingly. For the second week in a row, the bonus points go […]
Author: EJ Feddes
A Beautiful Gory Display: Kick-Ass (Mar 11)
Welcome to the first installment of “A Beautiful Gory Display”. I’ll try my best to make you proud. With the cross-pollination between Hollywood and the world of comic books, and comprehensive pop-culture commentary has to include a look at comics. And given that I’ve spent approximately 10% of my life […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Part 10 (Mar 10)
Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: Piers Morgan and Carol Alt embraced their opportunity to create pornography in the service of selling Dial Soap. Tito Ortiz sat at the grown-up table, managed to get pasgetti all over everything, and was fired. But not before Trump gave him $50,000 for his charity, or […]
LOST Revisited: “The Other Woman” (Mar 7)
First off, mad props go to Becky from Grand Rapids, for pointing out that the doctor on the freighter was named “Ray”. An “R” name! He does seem like the kind of creepy guy who’d engrave “I will be with you always” on a bracelet, too. I think I’ve said […]
Half-Ass Movie Review: Semi-Pro (Mar 6)
After extensive viewing of his body of work, I have come to the following conclusion: If you don’t love Will Ferrell, there is something wrong with you. I’m not here to judge or anything. It doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person, though it certainly could be a tiebreaker. If […]
Big Brother 9: Eviction – It’s a New Game (Mar 6)
In honor of the big news revealed tonight that Big Brother:Till Death Do You Part would be taking a turn, starting now, we’re going to try something new with these recaps. I think we’re friends, so I can share with you all. These people were exhausting me, and I was […]