Every klieg light in Los Angeles is on the floor in the ballroom and our Female Pros are suddenly Vegas showgirls.  Eventually, the entire cast of Season 10 is there.  Seriously, all they’re asking Kate Gosselin to do is bounce a little bit and smile while standing against a railing […]

I’ll say this for Brooke Burke, when she finds a style of dress she likes, she really commits to it.  This style, for the uninitiated, is called a bandage dress, and she has worn it to death.  I haven’t really longed for Samantha Harris much this season, but at least […]

With so few couples left, the show can only start out by playing the elimination music in the hopes of creating artificial tension to introduce the couples before getting into Len’s recap.  He only liked parts of Evan’s waltz and his futuristic cha cha cha was “too much era, not […]

Tom wants to know if our votes have “set the table for a shock elimination”.  Well, I don’t know, Tom.  That’s why ABC pays you to tell me!   Tom & Brooke waste no time, bringing Erin & Maks and Nicole & Derek down to centerstage first, announcing that one of […]

So, Maks has spent the last 24 hours trashing Len in the media for being too old to judge the show, and I’m hoping there are some fireworks tonight.   That’d be sort of awesome, but I highly doubt it will happen. Tom and Brooke tell us about how the leaderboard […]

Tom says we won’t want to miss what happens tonight. I hope he’s means what I think he means. All the couples are assembled on the staircase.  Nicole & Derek are the first safe couple.  When it’s announced that they’re in the bottom two, I can’t figure out what Kate […]