“She wasn’t very nice to me. I thought I could change her heart, because I saw something in her… hope. Hope that life was more than just staying alive, and that all this crazy stuff I do would be worth it. Because at the end of this… she’d be with […]
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Dancing With the Stars Results: Double Elimination!
First of all, my thanks to my colleague EJ, who saw the first half of this results show while my DVR was off galavanting around and shirking its responsibilities. That’s what I get for not listening to Tom and watching “LIIIIIVE!” And now, after six hours of programming this season, […]
Dancing with the Stars Week 2: 12 Ladies (and Men) Dancing! (Mar 25)
Last week, we got to know our new crop of Dancing Stars. This week, they’re all back for another round. Twelve dances in two hours. That sounds like a lot, but there’s always room for filler! Right off the bat, Samantha Harris has trouble with the word “dreaded”. Girl’s a […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Part 12 (Mar 24)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Trace Adkins took control of his team and utilized his celebrity to sell sandwiches. Even though in the actual episode, he bemoaned that he wasn’t well-known in New York. History rewrites itself before our eyes! The “little Stevie B. cherry” line is replayed, and it’s still […]
Big Brother 9: Buh-Bye, Matty! (Mar 21)
Could it be that the two players who only survived the first elimination by Jen and Sideshow Parker because Jacob was a mouth-breathing creep are suddenly looking like the ones to beat? After an emotional week that saw Matt walk out the door (and not come back, thank goodness) and […]
LOST Revisited: “Meet Kevin Johnson” (Mar 21)
April 24, why must you be so far away? This week’s bonus points go to spunkybean reader Evonne, who did some research last week and ended up making herself extra sad. In Jin’s flashback, the shopkeeper said it was the Year of the Dragon. Well, the next Dragon Year is […]