Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: Piers Morgan and Carol Alt embraced their opportunity to create pornography in the service of selling Dial Soap. Tito Ortiz sat at the grown-up table, managed to get pasgetti all over everything, and was fired. But not before Trump gave him $50,000 for his charity, or […]
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LOST Revisited: “The Other Woman” (Mar 7)
First off, mad props go to Becky from Grand Rapids, for pointing out that the doctor on the freighter was named “Ray”. An “R” name! He does seem like the kind of creepy guy who’d engrave “I will be with you always” on a bracelet, too. I think I’ve said […]
Half-Ass Movie Review: Semi-Pro (Mar 6)
After extensive viewing of his body of work, I have come to the following conclusion: If you don’t love Will Ferrell, there is something wrong with you. I’m not here to judge or anything. It doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person, though it certainly could be a tiebreaker. If […]
Big Brother 9: Eviction – It’s a New Game (Mar 6)
In honor of the big news revealed tonight that Big Brother:Till Death Do You Part would be taking a turn, starting now, we’re going to try something new with these recaps. I think we’re friends, so I can share with you all. These people were exhausting me, and I was […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Pt. 9 (Mar 3)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Marilu Henner loved ladders in a way that no human being ever has or ever will. Lennox Lewis was sleepy, and curiously we see more of this footage in the previouslies than we did in the actual episode. Trace Adkins demonstrated that a sweeper could pick […]
LOST Revisited: “The Constant” (Feb 29)
Before we get into the time-displacement goodness, I have some theories from Lost buddies. Kelli from Grand Rapids suggests that Kate is actually responsible for Claire’s (probable) death. Guilt does seem like the only thing that could actually get Kate to take responsibility for another human being. Pretty good idea, […]