Previously on Dancing With The Stars, Gilles and Cheryl danced a Flashdance-inspired freestyle that may have benefited from adding Jennifer Beals’ dog in the movie, Grunt, to the routine; Shawn and Mark looked like Mummenschanz and scared the little girl in me who’s never quite gotten over the clown doll […]
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Dancing with the Stars: The Season 8 Finals
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LOST Revisited: Season 5, Episode 16 – “The Incident”
AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! OK, I was joking when I said the season would end with a mushroom cloud. Also, let’s look at the track record of Lost season finales: Season 2: The Hatch imploded with Locke inside! Is he all right? Season 3: Somebody’s in a coffin! Is it Locke? Season 4: […]
LOST Revisited: Pre-Game for “The Incident”
Here we are, on the eve of the Season Five finale. Jack has a hydrogen bomb, Locke’s ready to kill Jacob, and Richard “Batmanuel” is off on two crusades, thirty years apart. I feel like we’ve gone beyond the point where mere mortals can predict exactly what’s going to happen, […]
Dancing with the Stars: Results, Week 10
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Well, pretty much the whole season.Take my word for it, it was pretty great. Here we are for the semi-final elimination show.You can tell it’s going to be an exciting night because Samantha Harris brought extra cleavage.Tom Bergeron kicks it to the musical number, Raphael […]
The Most Awesome Thing I Saw Last Week: Goodbye, J.D.
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