Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Melissa Rivers lost her damn mind. After the meltdown, the remaining celebrities sit in the suite, very confused as to what just happened, and wonder aloud whether Joan Rivers is coming back. Everybody really does seem astonished by the severity of the Rivers’ reactions, which makes […]
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