Previously on The Amazing Race: Nick and Starr continued to not have any problems at all and won their second leg in a row. Dan and Andrew (Team Eeyore) continued to make it seem like racing around the world is slightly less fun than being waterboarded. Kelly and Christie (Team […]
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Dancing with the Stars: Week 8 Results (Nov 12)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Susan Lucci got the tiny boot, and we were left with five legitimate contenders. I can’t remember the last time there wasn’t a fan-favorite who didn’t have a prayer still hanging on at this point. (Marie Osmond, Billy Ray Cyrus, et al) You know, […]
Dancing With the Stars: Week 8 Performances
Tom tells us that last week, we saw the “demise of a diva”. Oh, was that what that was? I thought it was the lost Disney sequel, Ms. Pinnochio. This week, there will be two dances apiece, and solos in the Latin round, whatever the hell that means. And will […]
The Amazing Race – Bringing up the Rear: Season 13, Episode 6 (Nov 6)
Previously, on The Amazing Race: The Racers hit Cambodia. Dan and Andrew (Team Eeyore) were generally sad about things and had difficulty figuring out how to work a pump. Kelly and Christy (Team Sports Bra) kept up their positive energy and gave Toni and Dallas their nickname – Team Wolf […]
Dancing With The Stars: Week 7 Results (Nov 5)
Tom asks us if we’re in for a shock tonight, as they rehash all the crazy team dancing and cranky Len from Monday. Tom & Samantha tease both Lionel Richie and Dance Center, which I’m excited about in completely different ways. In the recap, Warren slaps himself for sucking the […]
Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 (Nov 4)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Cloris Leachman was voted off, thus ensuring that America didn’t have to worry about an 82-year-old woman gratuitously using the phrase “skanky hoe” repeatedly in prime time. There’s a pretty funny Photoshopped animation of Corky airplaning her right off the set, and I turned […]