Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  The 200th episode celebration gave us recreations of classic DWTS performances, guest judges, and the weird spectacle of Kathy Ireland sitting right next to Chuck Liddell.  What do you suppose the two of them talked about during the commercials? As per usual, Jennifer Grey […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  America finally got creeped out by Audrina Patridge’s dead behind the eyes facial expressions and voter her off, even though she actually danced quite well.  Her mom got liquored up and yelled at TMZ about it for twenty minutes or so.  But all that […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Rock night! Dance marathon!  Brandy and Maks had the highest individual score and won the marathon, breaking Derek Hough’s streak.  The scores were all weird last night, though.  The judges hated Kurt Warner, even though I thought his paso to “Final Countdown” with Anna was […]

Tom and Brooke greet us and Brooke says last night gave us some of the most entertaining performances so far. Brooke’s dominatrix wear is distracting me, though.  I think Tom feels the same way. We revisit Kyle and Lacey and Bristol and Mark’s performances first. Bristol’s, in particular, was a […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Acoustic night brought us a wide range of performances, some amazing, some hilariously bad.  The Situation was eliminated, which we all kind of knew was coming, and we no longer have to pretend it’s funny when he sticks the word “situation” in his interview […]