Previously on Big Brother: Ollie was cartoonishly afraid of birds, Jerry ate some humble pie and stared at the ceiling, and Dan let Renny near his head with a pair of scissors. April Sapien and Jerry are on the block, and the eviction sharks are circling. The official previouslies mentions […]

SUNDAY Following Libra’s ouster, Keesha is basking of the glow of being liked.  Easy there, Sally Field.  Everything’s relative in Big Brother.    April says that she didn’t know for sure if she had the votes to keep Libra, so she decided not to vote that way.  Whatever, chickie.  Michelle notes, […]

Previously on Big Brother, Jerry was a sanctimonious prick.  Keesha and Libra freaked out and Libra said she had to be more “sleuth” in her actions. In addition to a Bible, can we also give the contestants a dictionary and a thesaurus to thumb through?  It might benefit the viewing […]

SUNDAY It’s our first Jessie-free episode! It’s like a weight has been lifted off of our shoulders. (Get it? “weight….lifted”. Yeah, I know.) Boy, the only thing that could dampen my enthusiasm for this new paradigm is if somebody references Jessie about a thousand times in the next hour. But […]

After reminding us of what we’ve seen (Fights! Man-hugs! Hockey! Cake! Unitard! More fights!) and teasing what is to come (America’s Player casts our vote!), the Chenbot kicks it to new footage, and the promise that we’ll discover “The man they think has all the power is powerless”. That could […]

This week, we’re starting out a little slow, but if you guys are patient with me, we can get to some serious fireworks in last night’s show after we dispense with the relative pleasantries of Sunday’s HOH competition recap and nominations.  We pick up right where we left off on […]