“She’s a poker player!  A poker player!” That’s right, it’s Celebrity Apprentice time again.  Last season we learned that Jesse James is surprisingly hilarious, Joan Rivers invokes Hitler much too casually, Clint Black is way creepier than you would have thought, and that Donald Trump wants to make out with […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A whole lot of recaps. I don’t have the strength to re-recap them, though. We return to the task, as Annie Duke harangues Tom Green at length about how awful Joan Rivers is. Tom keeps interjecting pro-Joan comments, and Annie tries to incorporate them into her […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Andrew “Dice” Clay invented new ways in which to suck. Scott Hamilton failed to sell us on EEE. Tom Green partied with dotcom millionaires and their mysterious catdog. Claudia Jordan got mean way before the rest of the cast did. Dennis Rodman got jacked up on […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Melissa Rivers lost her damn mind. After the meltdown, the remaining celebrities sit in the suite, very confused as to what just happened, and wonder aloud whether Joan Rivers is coming back. Everybody really does seem astonished by the severity of the Rivers’ reactions, which makes […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Natalie Gulbis was fired for the stated reason that she didn’t pick eye-catching pieces for a jewelry auction, and for the unstated reason that she has yet to contribute anything at all to this series. Piers Morgan showed up and was hilarious, and Donald Trump announced […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: An awkwardly-paced episode and crushing apathy led to the mid-episode elimination of Brian McKnight. Joan Rivers freaked out on Annie Duke, and they found themselves opposing project managers in the big Ivanka Trump jewelry auction. Trump enlisted last season’s winner, Piers Morgan, to keep an eye […]