Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Brooke Burke choked in the semifinals. I assume she’s still safe, but that was surprising. Cody Linley biffed his first dance too, but America loves Julianne, so he’s probably OK too. Lance Bass finally impressed the judges, and Warren Sapp remained close to my […]

I am watching this week’s semi-finals on (gasp!) a 27 inch TV!  You see, our 42 inch HD TV is actually in for repairs this week, so we stole this from our daughter’s play room.  Priorities, people! Did you know this was gonna be a ballroom rumble?  I much prefer […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Susan Lucci got the tiny boot, and we were left with five legitimate contenders. I can’t remember the last time there wasn’t a fan-favorite who didn’t have a prayer still hanging on at this point. (Marie Osmond, Billy Ray Cyrus, et al) You know, […]

Tom tells us that last week, we saw the “demise of a diva”.  Oh, was that what that was?  I thought it was the lost Disney sequel, Ms. Pinnochio. This week, there will be two dances apiece, and solos in the Latin round, whatever the hell that means.  And will […]

Tom asks us if we’re in for a shock tonight, as they rehash all the crazy team dancing and cranky Len from Monday. Tom & Samantha tease both Lionel Richie and Dance Center, which I’m excited about in completely different ways. In the recap, Warren slaps himself for sucking the […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Cloris Leachman was voted off, thus ensuring that America didn’t have to worry about an 82-year-old woman gratuitously using the phrase “skanky hoe” repeatedly in prime time. There’s a pretty funny Photoshopped animation of Corky airplaning her right off the set, and I turned […]