Tom and Brooke greet us and Brooke says last night gave us some of the most entertaining performances so far. Brooke’s dominatrix wear is distracting me, though.  I think Tom feels the same way. We revisit Kyle and Lacey and Bristol and Mark’s performances first. Bristol’s, in particular, was a […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Acoustic night brought us a wide range of performances, some amazing, some hilariously bad.  The Situation was eliminated, which we all kind of knew was coming, and we no longer have to pretend it’s funny when he sticks the word “situation” in his interview […]

Last night, Dancing with the Stars got all fancy with acoustic performances and a smaller stage. Also, they threw in the Double Score Showdown, which is a lot to deal with in a single week. Jennifer Grey was fantastic, Florence Henderson was surprisingly dirty, and The Situation was an absolute […]

It’s acoustic week, or as Kyle calls it “gettin’ down in the round”. Tom swears the stars have never been under such scrutiny. I feel like I could make a lot of hurtful jokes here, mostly about Brandy’s vehicular history. But I’ll be the bigger person. The new look of […]

The Results Show opens with a brief recap of how “story night” played out. Hey, remember back when the producers thought a dance off was a good idea? I believe that lasted one season. So, this gimmick has officially become some sort of DWTS tradition. And any year we can […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Wow. Well, Michael Bolton was hilariously bad, and the judges argued over just how bad he was. Sarah Palin either did or did not get booed, and whichever one you think, somebody disagrees vehemently with you. Jennifer Grey rocked it once again, Anna Trebunskaya […]