Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Well, a lot of stuff, really.I mean, we’re in the Finals now. Hey, Tom Bergeron!I’m still an emotional and physical wreck after the Lost finale.How about if you just make it easy on me this week?Thanks, man.It’s…LIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE!!! We’re down to our final three couples – […]

I’ll say this for Brooke Burke, when she finds a style of dress she likes, she really commits to it.  This style, for the uninitiated, is called a bandage dress, and she has worn it to death.  I haven’t really longed for Samantha Harris much this season, but at least […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Awww, we miss Niecy already. That’s really all there is to say. The people who are always at the top stayed at the top, and we used all our votes on Evan and Anna. Again. Hey, Tom Bergeron! You know that Jimmy Kimmel special […]

With so few couples left, the show can only start out by playing the elimination music in the hopes of creating artificial tension to introduce the couples before getting into Len’s recap.  He only liked parts of Evan’s waltz and his futuristic cha cha cha was “too much era, not […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Evan and Anna got the first perfect score of the season for a legitimately awesome Argentine Tango. Erin Andrews ended up in the bottom two despite good scores and being likeable. And Pamela Anderson went home, leaving us with our Final Five! Hey, Tom […]

Tom wants to know if our votes have “set the table for a shock elimination”.  Well, I don’t know, Tom.  That’s why ABC pays you to tell me!   Tom & Brooke waste no time, bringing Erin & Maks and Nicole & Derek down to centerstage first, announcing that one of […]