This Sunday brings a new season of The Amazing Race. You’ve probably seen the video of the woman who gets nailed in the face with a watermelon, which we think makes for pretty good TV. The Race is always one of our favorites, so Myndi and EJ sat down to […]
Reality Shows
Dancing with the Stars – Season 11, Elimination Week 1
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: The Stars ran the gamut from awesome (Jennifer Grey) to cringe-inducingly bad (Margaret Cho, The Situation). Len got cranky early and stayed that way. Carrie Ann wept openly. Bruno said a lot of weird and inappropriate things. So we’re picking up right where we […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 11, Performance Week 1
Welcome to a brand new season of TV and of Dancing With the Stars! As we’ve told you, some of these people are truly stretching the definition of the word “star”. Brooke Burke is stretching something else, namely the neckline of her purple gown, which hits somewhere around her navel. […]
Big Brother Finale: The Summer of our Discontent
Previously on Big Brother: Another BB twist turned into a wet fart as the saboteur was evicted in the first week. Everybody went a little crazy and a lot of stuff happened. Frankly, it may be too late to catch up now. We’re left with insufferable prick Enzo, occasionally funny […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 11 Snap Judgments
Dancing with the Stars returns on Monday for another season of spray tans, body glitter, and performances that will range from hilariously awkward to surprisingly beautiful. And this year, they’ve got quite the crew. Athletes, Mrs. Brady, reality personalities, the daughter of that lady who isn’t the Vice-President, the Hoff, […]
Big Brother Update – The Final Three – Rachel’s Back
I can’t believe the announcer actually calls Hayden, Lane and Enzo by their stupid nicknames in the recap of last night. I so prefer Homeless Muppet, Big Dumb Hick and Jersey Shore Reject, but nobody asked me. We’re promised some jury house fireworks tonight. Of course they involve stupid Rachel. […]