Previously on Dancing with the Stars, wow – actually they dropped an interesting fact. Steve-O and Lacey are the only couple on the show that’s been in the Bottom Two up to this point. This season has very clear lines dividing “Good”, “Average”, and “Bad”, and we’ve almost used up […]
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Dancing With the Stars: Week 5 Performances (April 6)
Can I just start this evening’s recap off by saying that when I froze the intros to open a new document and begin the recap, I was struck by all the horrible tiering of the ladies’ gowns this week. It’s like they’re the biggest whores at Juniper Creek (High five, […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 5 (Apr 6)
I am not kidding around here: This was the best episode of Celebrity Apprentice ever. You think you’ve seen crazy before? We’re just getting started, Pedro. Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Dennis Rodman perfected the art of having randomly chosen emotional reactions to external stimulus. (Watching a coin toss makes him […]
Dancing With the Stars: Week 4 Double Elimination! (Mar 31)
There will be a double elimination tonight, and we can only hope it’s two of the people who have actual injuries they should be home nursing. Fingers crossed! Samantha’s voice is still toast, and Tom reminds us that there is an 18 point disparity between the top and bottom scores. […]
Dancing with the Stars: Season 8, Performance Week Four (Mar 31)
Hey, Tom Bergeron! So, is Big Time your favorite Tom Waits album, or just your favorite that’s LIIIIIIIIIVVVE? It’s worth noting that Karina nearly bites it going down the stairs. Woz is rubbing off on her, I guess. Eww. Not like that. Also, Samantha Harris’ dress makes me think that […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 4 (Mar 30)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: KOTU proved to be as bad at selling wedding dresses as they are at everything else. Donald Trump excessively complimented Dennis Rodman’s pretty, pretty eyes. Tom Green and Dennis spent a mysterious night with some dotcom millionaires and their cat-dog, and in the end Tom Green […]