Last week, we got to know our new crop of Dancing Stars. This week, they’re all back for another round. Twelve dances in two hours. That sounds like a lot, but there’s always room for filler! Right off the bat, Samantha Harris has trouble with the word “dreaded”. Girl’s a […]
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